FROM THE DESK OF CAPTAIN WALLACE BURTON BINGHAMTON
Welcome aboard the MFS Premonition, this is your Captain speaking. When the Admirals are away, I am in charge here. I run a tight ship and expect the same of the officers and crew under my command. When I say This is your Captain speaking, I mean it. People will do what they're told and shape up, or ship out. My aide, Lieutenant Carpenter, who I haven't seen for quite some time come to think of it, that blithering ninny (he's a ninny, you know...) will ensure that the Admiral's men are kept in check, and that the Japanese will be kept at bay during the War in the Pacific Theater.
Here's to V-J Day! That is all.
W. B. Binghamton